I found this weirdly wonderful site that appeals to my slightly warped sense of humor. It is called wrongcards.com and offers to provide the 'wrong' ecard for any occasion. The cards are free...they sell nothing on the site. Warning...some of them are pretty strange. Some were a bit too 'odd' for me but I thought some were pretty clever. Check it out...you might find something that appeals to your wonderfully warped side, too!